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ANSA, november 15 2001 4:46 pm CET
In an unprecedented move to control exponential growth, Gaspar Torriero announced today that he will undergo a rigurous 30-day dieting program in which the following food will be strictly avoided:
- dolci e zucchero (la parte facile)
- salumi e insaccati vari (dura...)
- formaggi tutti (molto dura...)
- pane a tavola (durissima...)
- fuoripasto e aperitivi (impossibile)
Mr. Torriero hopes to resume normal dietary habits in time for Christmas season.
While Mrs. Torriero politely refused a comment, Torriero Jr. declared that he is aggressively fighting against the discontinuation of Kettle Chips consumption in his house.